December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
guy: what's the best way to a girl's heart
me: give her austin carlile
guy: can't i just sing a song
me: give her austin carlile
guy: but i can't just
me: austin
guy: how the hell
me: carlile
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from took...
little-annie-adderall:
punchyouinthecupcake:
lifeandlollipops:
Fuck society.
<3
ohmygod the triangle kirra
My hipster bitch made this shirt for me obviously (:
lifeandlollipops:
Fuck society.
<3
Watchmootiness:
healthyeyes:
pokemallow:
milla-poop:
epicwinsauce:
pizzarash:
45 Seconds of me you will never get back.
Watch me battle my EVIL TWIN!!!!
I don’t even want those 45 seconds back
^^^ same.
icantbreathe
Holyfuck.
Buy Mode 2 playing in the background just makes this better.
A very flamboyant gay man told me to ‘go get him, girlfriend!’ today after my cousin stole one of my secret santa gifts.
My cousins girlfy is shorter then me. WIN.
Just received the ‘drugs are bad’ talk from one of my long lost relatives. Was told if a tried drugs they would kill me before the drugs would. If only they knew how badly I wanted to try weed… Maybe if I tell them I wont get invited next year and won’t have to deal with the family awkwardness….
OHMAHGAWD there is a cute as fuck gay couple at this family christmas party. They’re so adorable :3
I’m just gunna have to sit here till my phone dies then I’ll have to go socialize with family I haven’t seen since I was 8.
