I can't swim, I can't dance, and I don't know karate. Face it, I'm never gonna make it.
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omg almost sent the creeper ‘i need an adult!’ instead of my friend. Omg. Omg. omg. that could’ve ended so very … very terribly.
countmeoutnow replied to your post: okay im going to go lay down and try and bring…
poo
im sorry but someone has beaten you in the awkward game
okay im going to go lay down and try and bring myself to read the texts creepy guy sent me. I know for a fact he sent 2 new pictures. Im frightened. obviously i can keep my cool in adult situations.
Justin Hills | Sleeping With Sirens (by stephgomez.net)
WHEN GUYS CAN DO THIS
IT’S THE HOTTEST THING EVER OK
i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway
omg i dont wanna see the kid who showed me his dick tomorrow omg i cant sleep because i know hes gonna come looking for me
still havn’t looked at the 2 texts he sent me AFTER i put it on silent and threw it over there somewhere
I made a power point presentation about why i should be allowed to get my lip pierced and this is the last slide
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
